For students, people with shallow pockets, and bums: low-end fortified wine. I had no idea of its existence till today. For the ‘economical drunkard’, apparently Bum Wine has been in existence for a while. Shows what I missed by not going to university in the US – it’s available in the US only. It even has a MySpace page with some really weird-looking people in its Friends list. One of their products, Mad Dog 20/20 (actually Mogen David 20/20, named after the company that makes it – MD enthusiasts are the ones who nicknamed it Mad Dog!) has a ‘Red Grape Wine’ flavour that has a whopping 18% alcohol. US readers of this blog, take a swig and let me know how it is. I trust you won’t burn your liver.